I: Instalment #2

I love to tease with kisses on the neck
I melt when my ear is nibbled
I am a personal and transportable furnace
I know how to make people laugh
I know how to console
I hate being consoled, I think
I really love music
I am a dork and I love being a dork
I personally think dorks are the coolest
I think I am pretty cool
I am unique
I am an individual
I am told I am one of a kind, in more than the typical sense
I am told I am a great guy
I know how to treat women they way the should be treated
I know how to treat people
I love to argue, politely
I read the newspaper
I am stubborn and sarcastic
I will repeat myself
I despised most people in my high school
I could care less about reunions unless it’s with people I care about
I separate work from play, and working play from playing work
I am very independent, I pay bills, and I buy my own everything
I think far too much
I see into things well, like walls, and people
I wear boxers AND boxer briefs
I am nice but not a push over
I think world poverty is our own fault and we do not do enough to fix it
“I’d rather be…” bumper stickers are not as funny as the should be
I hate jesus bumper stickers
I do not like the fact Word wants to capitalize jesus, even though it is a name, like bob, but it won’t capitalize bob because it’s also a word. Sally…..but I will capitalize sally…but not that time…according to dictionary.com sally means:

1. To rush out or leap forth suddenly.
2. To issue suddenly from a defensive or besieged position to attack an enemy.
3. To set out on a trip or excursion: sallied forth to see the world.
I sallied away from the stove when it caught on fire and let bob take care of it
I think people calling water fountains “bubblers” is ridiculous
I hate the fact I use the word wicked
I dislike rap/hip-hop
I sing along to my music
I love my music
I have not yet used the word wicked to describe something in this list yet